Engage the Hawk

The Contest

[Joe][Jojo][Joseph][Joey] and Ingrid are racing each other up Hawk Hill.

The Participants

The Reason

^{We're getting married!} We both want to be the first to propose to the other. THE MIGHTY BIG BIRD MOUNTAIN WILL DECIDE WHO GETS TO POP THE BIG Q FIRST. Hopefully it won't be too foggy or windy.

The Rules

• No cutting the roundabout.
• No choosing a comically large ring or a brick-shaped ring or a large cinderblock duct-taped to a ring to weigh down your competitor.

The Invitation

Come spectate two sweaty people bike up a big hill and then try to unclip from the pedals, pull out a ring, and say some sappy words before they throw up from overexertion. It'll be a ball!

Sunday, November 2nd at 10 am
Top of Hawk Hill (here)

We will leave from the base at 9:55 am and it will probably take us between 8 and 11 minutes to arrive at the top. Please don't plan on riding up the hill with us, we'd much rather meet you at the top!

We're also planning to have an actual engagement party in the coming weeks, during which we will be much less sweaty and wearing significantly less Lycra, so don't feel pressure if you're not keen on climbing the hill.

If you'd like to join, please RSVP to our Partiful!